Episode 9 - First Aired: October 1st, 2006
Summary: (Submitted by Nikki_D)
Fitz, Skillet, the New Guy and the wounded unconcious Eye are travelling across the desert stacked on top of each other on the jet skateboard. When it runs out of gas they all hop on the New Guy and continue to travel. As Fitz gazes into the stars and begins one of his touching serenades, Skillet becomes rattled and is trying to draw Fitz's attention to a circle in the stars. When he doesn't seem to catch on Skillet knocks him to the ground and starts jumping on his head til he says his head hurts and he needs some asprin, suddenly he glances back at the star circle.
In Liquor's basement Roostre, caught in a web, talks to Spider... pointing out that he knows that Spider knows him. Liquor at his store counter sees RBM come up through the floor and asks for a bottle of Rusianik Chid. Liquor begins taunting RBM til he starts doing his glare of death. Liquor clicks a button on a remote he has and it causes RBM to freeze and he says "it doesn't work too well when it's not real." Suddenly Man/Woman bursts in and begins to signal when he does the same to her. Next the Cop comes in and Liquor again clicks on the button but with no response. From the surveillance room Shark and RMB look on as Cop pulls out his gun and shoots Liquor. RMB remarks that Cop was the "highest" marksman in the class. Back at Liquor's it turns out it Cop helped him stage his death. Liquor asks him if "they are on the way" and if he brought the leg. Golden Joe teleports in with the leg.
Roostre continues talking with Spider and tells him about Muff going crazy and he was saying saying "they" are out to get him and he wanted to quit Q109. Then Fitz and the gang arrive at Liquors where he reveals Eye has a twin.
Shark and RBM are cruising through town in his pimped out ride and Shark informs RBM that he's black now. When he sees Man/Woman walk into the cookie store he blows it up as a small taste of his "mighty blackness". Meanwhile, with Fitz's help, Liquor does surgery on Eye to reattach his leg. Golden Joe and Cop hear a knock on the door. While they argue about who is going to answer, it busts open and the Hand hops in.
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Memorable quotes:
*sounds submitted by sleep_maps*
Roostre: Man this web sucks my ass!
Liquor: What I'm actually thinking, and please take this the wrong way as far up your hole as you can, is that your gunkookshlinger is the size of a fortmizer's reticulous. Oooh kablamo!
Cop: What's up dudicon? Ok letsa, im gonna leave and we'll start this over ok, hold on......................... YO dudicon! Was it better that time?
Liquor: You got some uh... neat stuff here.
Cop: I know it's totally stolen.
Golden Joe: I'll be your Krueger and you can be my Nancy girl.
Eye: W-eye would a hand cut off m-eye leg?
RBM: Just because Liquor's dead doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with the freedoms.
Shark: Yes it does........ I'm Black now.
*COMING SOON*