Episode 8 - First Aired: September 24th, 2006
Summary: (Submitted by Nikki_D)
Roostre, Cop, and Golden Joe still stuck in the cockpit of Fitz's jet taxi discuss their escape strategy. Cop tells Roostre "Pee is like rocketry cuz it rockets out, you know. And if you have two rockets? Step back... here go the rockets." Cop and the well endowed Golden Joe unleash their "rockets", effectively breaking a hole in the cockpit and filling Shark's car in the process.
Liquor sees Man/Woman staring at the boockcase that Fitz fell through in the previous episode. She gets nervous when he asks her what is behind it, he then knocks her out when she wont answer. Fitz awakens in total darkness and sees a lit red button on the ground that causes an explosion when he presses it. A light comes on and he finds that he is in his "office"...It is the same setting that can be seen in ep 7 when he gets the gift from his wife except covered with spiderwebs. He opens a gift box on the table to find a bowtie. The screen briefly flashes with static... now his wife is in the room with him and the spiderwebs are no longer there. Fitz's wife urges him suspiciously to put on the tie and that it has to touch his flesh. As he hesitates it suddenly transforms into a small robot with 4 flailing arms that have pincers. He tosses it and it passes right through his wife as if she's not even there then she vanishes. It leaps at him and he shoots it which makes it split into two robots. One hops on his chest and drills a hole right through him. After Fitz falls to the ground the other robot does an odd little dance. Suddenly the scene dissipates to show Fitz lying unconcious in an empty room with RMB and Shark looking on through a window and Skillet can be seen tied to a chair.
Roostre, now in the party, is approached by Liquor asking him if he has a son then shows him the letter from mosquitor. He tells Roostre there is something he has to show him. Then Fitz can be seen floating in unconcious, imagined space. As he ponders the intricacies of memories and the thought process of the mind, images of mosters appear and dissapear. A door opens and he enters to find his baby crying. Suddenly it morphs into a large spider. Back at his store, Liquor lures Roostre into the basement then knocks him unconcious. Meanwhile Skillet, still tied up, watches the clock as it creeps towards him.
Shark is laying by his fireplace and saying he did it... he beat them all. The Record producer comes in and goes off on a crazy rant and see's RBM apparently dead.. stuck to the wall with arrows. Moments later the producer seems to be killed.. again. Roostre wakes up trapped in a large spider web in Liquor's basement. Liquor tells him "You've come too close to restarting everything... I know you, you'll set the alarm."
Skillet, sits helpless as the clock gets up to him, when suddenly the New Guy appears and hops on top of the clock just as it releases the gass, and holds it inside his ghostly body. Fitz busts in through the window in dramatic fashion... then the three of them make a break for it, grabbing the wounded Eye along the way and escape Shark's place. Shark and RBM (obviously not dead) watch from a monitor and Shark tells Pronto to "Take him out, and do it for real this time."
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*sounds submitted by sleep_maps*
Roostre: Holy crap it worked.... ok ok it worked now stop.
Golden Joe: You can't tell me when to stop man.... you can't tell my jack to stop! Man, that's messed up!
Fitz: Wow this is a great necktie, thanks.
Mrs. Mouse: You have to wear it.
Fitz: I really like it
Mrs. Mouse: You have to wear it now!
Fitz: I'll put it on in the morning.
Mrs. Mouse: The morning was too late... you have to put it on now!
Shark: My reputation is bigtime and recorded..... YOU are eyeless and squared.
Golden Joe: Man this party is straight jack, it's completely whack... I coulda got with Monique tonight.
Roostre: Will you shut up... oh damn boy your voice is like a human P.A.
Fitz: Just when I think I know what I'm thinking, I hit this cloud. I know when a man has memories it's just electrical impulses through the brain that create the memories. Those impulses travel at the speed of light therefore the brain time travels and that's how he remembers. But how does he feel.... how does he feel those memories..... how does he feel those thoughts... what... what time is it?
Liquor: See this?
Roostre: Yeah I see it. What the hell happened in here?
Liquor: Your letter.
Talent scout: OOooooh, what's wrong little man? Hahah, ya got.. got.. guh...... ya got some arrows stuck through ya. Haha.. ZINGER! BOING! Hahaha Up top!
Shark: No, you can't go with him cuz you'll just f__k it up because you're retarded.
RBM: I'm so extremely bored... what else is on.
Shark: It's only this... day after day after day.