Episode 7 - First Aired: January 1st, 2006
Summary: (Submitted by Nikki_D)
Rhoda approaches RBM at the bar and asks if he can get him something. RBM replies "Let me see if i can get you something..." at which point a strange sound can be heard as he glares at Rhoda. Suddenly Rhoda is severed in half, dropping to the bar. As his innards pour out, a snake that was coiled up inside his body cavity breathes fire and slithers out. RBM calls Shark and tells him he will be late to his party.
At Roostre's farm Fitz and Skillet stare mesmerized at the hypnotic dance of the New Guy. Roostre, Golden Joe and Peanut Cop are still tied up. Rooster with his eyes closed exclaims "Nobody look at him, get out of here before the song finishes." They all close their eyes and stumble about as they make a break for it. Fitz sees Skillet, however, is still caught in the New guy's hypnotic hold. Fitz takes a Jet skateboard from Roostre and rescues skillet by knocking the Newguy out with it while the rest take Fitz's taxi. Fitz and Skillet find an invitation to Shark's party with blood dripping from it lying on the ground. As Fitz and Skillet are heading to Shark's party...above them a strange creature can be seen flying over their heads. At the party Liquor tries to no avail to make small talk with two of the townspeople when suddenly the flying creature appears and sucks the two up through the tubes sticking from it's sides. He then finds Man/Woman going on about reading all the books on the shelf to which he points out they are all called Rules. She replies "Selur eht era selur."
Roostre, Cop, and Golden Joe arrive outside the party followed by Fitz, Skillet, and the New Guy. Roostre can't get the cockpit door to open. Fitz tells him he thinks it's best they stay in there. Shark can be seen watching them from a surveillance camera and editing it with a transitional effect as if putting it together for some kind of production. Eye continues to grate on Sharks nerves and RBM makes a pair of large clippers appear, then mentally contacts Pronto who breaks into Fitz's place and retrieves the Hand. Fitz and Skillet are now in Sharks party and Fitz spkies the punch then drinks it. Liquor approaches him and Fitz begins to have hallucinations then Falls backwards through a bookshelf that opens as a secret door then closes. Skillet begins pounding on the bookcase... Shark watching through a camera remotely triggers a dart that knocks out Skillet. Eye hopps in, bleeding everywhere from the loss of one of his legs as the Hand chases him with clippers as Shark looks on letting out a loud evil laugh.
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Memorable quotes:
*sounds submitted by sleep_maps*
Golden Joe: Man, I'm a good driver. I drove my mom crazy all last year, I'm a good driver.
Eye: Eye-m having fun at your part-eye.
Shark: Yeah thanks, love it over there... away from me... in Canada...or farther.
Shark: Who told you about the party, cuz I don't have people in that often.... you're not even people. You round, wet, unblinking horrific orb. You're gross... I really wish you weren't at my party.
Eye: Eye hurt, Eye hurt.
Man\Woman: Selur eht era selur.
Liquor: I'm sorry?
Man\Woman: Selur eht era selur.
Liquor: ....Your momma ok.
Roostre: Driving with you guys is like driving with a bunch of damn babies.
Eye: That's a good show, how does it end?
Shark: It never ends.
Eye: But ever-eye thing ends, somehow.
Shark: Woah, down little buddy. Down... I don't wanna have to tell you again. I will, but I don't want to.