Summary: (Submitted by Pruwyben)
Mouse and Eye go to a diner to discuss the new job: to find the magical Golden Joe and get the money he owes Eye. Shark goes over the job with Mouse as his office floods, and reveals that he has come to care about Mouse. Mouse goes to Rhoda's to meet Golden Joe. He gets the money and explains his plan to Golden Joe: a special effects guy who worked on the movie Black Beast would make a mold of his head, and they'd use that to make Shark think he's dead. Unfortunately the SFX guy is killed by some arrows. Mouse leaves with Golden Joe to buy a tank and some liquor, and they head to the "Jale". After blasting the Annoying Woman out of the way, Mouse gives the Cop a lit bomb and finds Skillet's cell. He says "trade" to Golden Joe, causing Golden Joe and Skillet switch places. Mouse and Skillet take off as the bomb explodes, and go to the mountains, where Mouse sings about the sunset. Eye parachutes in asking about the money, which Mouse says he "pissed it away". An electronic ankle bracelet causes Skillet to explode. Mouse then goes to see Shark, who again berates him for not doing the job, and introduces him to the New Guy.
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Characters: Mouse, Eye, Man/Woman, New Guy, Shark, Rhoda, Golden Joe, Annoying Woman, Cop, Skillet
Memorable Quotes:
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Shark: "Sit down."
Mouse: "No."
Shark: "Stand up."
Mouse: "No." (sits down)
Shark: "'Cause I... I've come to care about you. A lot. And also not in that way. Yeah, in that way a little. Half and half."
Golden Joe: "Slap me a spill thrill, girl!"
Annoying Woman: "Excuse me. Excuse me, sir? You can't park that tank here. Sir? Sir? Excuse me? You can't park that tank here. Sir? You can't park that tank here. Excuse me, sir? You can't park that tank here. Excuse me. You can't park that tank here."
Cop: "Is this, uh, part of the plan?"
Mouse: "Can be."
Cop: "'Cause I am the law!"
Shark: "All right, then what was the job?"
Mouse: "To do things."
Shark: "For what?"
Mouse: "Mmm-"
Shark: "Don't say money."
Mouse: "Rubles. Barney Rubles."
