Episode 14 - First Aired: November 5th, 2006
Summary: (Submitted by Nikki_D)
Liquor is walking down the street at night when Peanut comes racing by in his new firetruck. He backs up and tells Liquor he's a fireman now. Liquor asks him to give him a ride to downtown and they race off. RBM is in Shark office talking to Clock saying that Shark needs to be stopped because he's going to destroy the whole town and that he should be the president. The door opens and Shark starts slowly dragging him self in by his fins. Fitz and Skillet have built a campfire inside the huge building they crashed into and are eating some meat they had cooked. Fitz says its the best meat he's had since the meat wars. Back at Shark's office he is still dragging himself across the floor. Him and RBM get into an insult match infrot of Clock and after a few seconds it vanishes. Next we see Liquor and Peanut racing down the street hitting pretty much everything adn everyone in their path.
Back at Liquor's store the "evil" Eye is taking the original Eye somewhere at gun point. On the counter the hand busts out of the jar Liquor put him in and scurries out into the street where it becomes another one of Peanut's hit and run victims. It gets tossed onto a fire hydrant then preceeds to pee on it then scurries off again. Fitz and Skillet look at the map of the city they found at Roostre's and notice there is a tunnel that goes off the map. Peanut and Liquor end up at his store. When Peanut jumps out and goes inside the store Liquor takes off in the firetruck. Meanwhile, in Shark's surveillance room Pronto comes in and opens a secret compartment containing containing a golden chain with a pendant in the shape of Skillet and he makes off with it. Back at Liquor's store Peanut is hit with a couple of darts that drug him which he enjoys and asks for a few more. He then falls through a trap door and into a room with the Shadow figure and a large wall fan.
Shark pulls himself into the surveillance room on a skateboard and sees the animal chain is gone. Next we see Roostre and Spider flying through town on jetpacks. They land in the street and go through a manhole with a corndog symbol on it. Shark and RBM are watching them from the monitors and RBM remarks "and everyone thought that corndroid was just a legend." They then get into a dispute about the "forms" they chose. They then see the Hand running about and Liquor arriving at the tall building Fitz crashed into. Then we see Liquor enter an elevator and starts heading up. Fitz and Skillet see the elevator open and unleash a massive assult of bullets along with the Terminator girl into the elevator.. even the meat pulls out a gun and starts firing. Only to see Liquor calmly say hes bullet proof and asks if they've seen roostre and explains he needs the hand. Roostre and Spider arrive at their underground destination where he reveals the Corndroid, and the hand activated switch... which unfortunately requires the one he lost.
Memorable quotes
*sounds submitted by sleep_maps*
Shark: So, what's going on?
RBM: We were just watching you slither across the floor like the begging, broken dog you are...... bitch.
Liquor: Can I get a lift?
Peanut: Uh, ok.. which way am I going.... again.
Liquor: You're going downtown.
Peanut: Is there a fire there?
Liquor: You want there to be? There could be.
RBM: That idea was genitoid, even your momma liked it.
Liquor: Are you drunk?
Peanut: You're not.
Liquor: Maybe I should drive drunk, it looks terrifying... to others.
Eye: Eye thought you were M-eye friend. *Whack* Ow! R-eye-t in the eye.
Fitz: Wow... jumpy little whore.
Peanut: *Snikt* Ow! That was.... awesome! *snikt* Ow! ..... could I get a couple more of these please? *snikt* *snikt* *snikt* *snikt* *snikt* I don't even see you man.... but thank you.
Peanut: What? I don't understand a thing you're saying man. Do you have any idea what you sound like? Bluh bluh bluh bluh... that's what you sound like in my head.
