Episode 12 - First Aired: October 22nd, 2006
Summary: (Submitted by Nikki_D)
Fitz and Skillet are in the Corndog ship in space looking down at the planet they were on. It looks dark and lifeless. Fitz says " There's nothing down there but where we live... except for over there..." [ a brightly lit area of the planet can now be seen] "... looks like a real city." Suddenly a beeping sound can be heard and the ship runs out of fuel. They plummet back down to the planet and crash into a tall building.
Shark is under the hood of his car trying to get it going, then gets blasted in the face with oil as RBM tries the ignition. The now split in half Annoying woman goes running by them. Back at Spider's cave he is playing the piano and Roostre tries to convince him to untie him and let him play the guitar. Spider then brings the guitar to him.
Cop and Golden Joe are drunk in the street. Cop suggests finding some guns then playing with them. Golden Joe pulls out a small machine gun and starts firing, accidentally hitting cop... but the bullets just bounce off. Meanwhile, in Liquor's basement he is doing a stand up comedy act for the twin Eyes. Back at the building where Fitz and Skilled crashed they are approched by the Annoying woman who keeps asking what they are doing til she burns out and collapses. Fitz tells Skillet to fix her, like terminator. In the cave, Roostre now is untied and begins playing a song that Spider begins to dance to. Suddenly an alarms sounds and a secret door opens in the cave wall to reveal a small closet with a computer. On the monitor Roostre sees his destroyed house. He tells spider "There's only one thing left to do.... and that's to fire up the corn droid." He then explains "the skeleton is an array of future weaponry surrounded by meat that was mechanically seperated and finely coated in a teflon batter and deepfried, he has only one mission.. that's is to whipe the freakin place out on my command."
Shark and RBM finally get the car to start and once again are driving down the street, albiet very slowly. RBM irritates Shark to the point that he ejects his seat out of the car, only to see him safely return to the ground with a parachute.
While Skillet is working on the Annoying woman, Fitz notices a hole in the wall shaped like the alarm clock he found at Roostre's. He puts it in the hole and a huge closet opens that contains every bit of clothing he has ever owned in his life. Skillet sqreeches letting Fitz know he's done. The Annoying woman is now mostly robot with guns for her arms and feet. A golden key falls from the closet at Fitz's feet that is shaped quite similar to the multi barrel gun he had. Liquor still doing his jokes for the Eyes and he tells them he will be right back. He goes into another room and the Shadow Figure is there. He tells him "They're not buying it." While the Eyes are waiting, one suddenly grows an arm and pulls a gun on the other one.
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Memorable quotes:
*sounds submitted by sleep_maps*
Shark: Hand me that towel.
RBM: Why? Your becomming black now.... the bad black shark. Remember?
Shark: Hand me that towel please... so i can shove it through your mouth and down into your guts.
Cop: My blood has turned to booze, and I want my face to turn to booze. If my blood could drink my face, we'd be allright.
Cop: Joe be honest with me... is my hat on my head?
Golden Joe: I don't dress your ass in the morning, shut the freak up.
Roostre: You're gonna like the Corndroid... this is one bad fomo.
RBM: I don't know if you know, but there's this thing called a clutch... it's down there.
Shark: Yeah, I know what it is and i'm pressing it with my fin.... but i easily could press it with your face.
Shark: I have a feeling something bad is about to happen to you and everyone else, but mainly you.
RBM: Slow and pathetic.... I'm outwalking your car...... dumbass.