Episode 11 - First Aired: October 15th, 2006
Summary: (Submitted by Nikki_D)
Fitz and Skillet are in Roostre's basement among huge piles of weaponry. Skillet opens a chest and inside is an alarm clock radio stuck at 2:22 and a map. They also find a mechanical corndog that looks similar to the divining dog that led Fitz to Roostre's on a table. They find a door that opens into a huge chamber containing a spacecraft made from large corndogs. Skillet fills the corndog ship with as many guns as can fit. Fitz lights a cigarette, takes a couple drags and tosses it into the weapon room, then they take off in the ship just as the cigarette lights one of the bombs causing Roostre's farm to go up in a massive explosion.
Next we see Shark and RBM in his non-moving car. Shark tries repeatedly to get it to start up again with no luck. RBM takes pleasure in taunting Shark for a couple minutes then decides to go buy a very expensive harmonica. RBM enters a harmonica store filled with wall to wall diamond encrusted gold harmonics. The store is so huge that when he looks up a plane can be seen flying throug clouds. Shark continues to no avail to get his car started and a yellow rain begins to fall. RBM returns to the car deciding not to buy a harmonica after all.
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Memorable quotes:
*sounds submitted by sleep_maps*
Fitz: There's enough guns down here to take out a town about.... about this size.
RBM: Your car sucks... maybe if I throw money at it, it will start.
RMB: I should have expected this from your poor ass.
Shark: Where are you going?
RBM: To buy a harmonica... a very rich harmonica.
Shark: So you're just gonna leave? Not cool.
RBM: I just feel ever so inclined to buy a harmonica... made of gold... encrusted in diamonds... then dipped in gold... and rolled around in more diamonds.
Shark: You are not helping this situation.
RBM: I equate harmonicas to the blues.... and the blues to the poor, but I still want one.
Shark: You barely piece of suckass car.
RBM: I don't even know how to play a harmonica.... but I want one.