Episode 1 - First Aired: June 19th, 2005
Summary: (Submitted by Pruwyben)
Mouse Fitzgerald arrives drunk to a job interview with Shark, in which he extolls his ability to "do things". He is hired to drive RBM to Cheese Industries. Instead he drives him to a porno set, where Skillet is waiting. Mouse and Skillet attempt to film a porno starring RBM, but, met with little enthusiasm, they throw a bomb at him and leave. They then rob a bank, and go to Rhoda's bar. Mouse gets 12 beers, then attempts to make out with, and proceeds to vomit on Man/Woman, who flies away. Mouse then sings a bit. After an encounter with Cop, Mouse and Skillet decide they "need jobs to hide the fact that they rob banks". But first, Mouse steals some liquor from Liquor and gets run over by some cars and hit by a meteor. At this point the Producer tries to hire Mouse, but Mouse says he needs to talk to Shark first. Shark rebukes Mouse for his failure on his first job, but decides to give him another chance, and Mouse, after shooting Shark and finding him to be bulletproof, decides to take it. He then meets Eye.
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Characters: Mouse, Shark, RBM, Skillet, Rhoda, Man/Woman, Cop, Liquor, Producer, Camera Bug
Memorable Quotes:
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Shark: "Are you drunk?"
Mouse: "Not drunk enough."
Mouse: "Like, whoa. Look down there. Me-ouse... Meouse."
Cop: "You boys, uh, hear anything... bank robbery? About it?"
Liquor: "Ah, Fitz, the usual?"
Mouse: "Yep."
Liquor: "That'll be... let's see... $300?"
Mouse: "Tell you what." (drinks booze, smashes the bottle on the floor and leaves)
Shark: "Hey, you know what they say? That I'm gonna give you one more chance. They always say that."
Mouse: "Oh, yeah. I think I'll give you one more chance!" (Shoots him repeatedly)
Shark: "Bulletproof."
Mouse: "Hm. Then I guess I'll take the job."
Eye: "Eye live on an eye-land in Eye-owa. Or W-eye-oming."
Mouse: "No. You can't do that."
